主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :1 b j+ J' ~; a! ~
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇 H# h2 X' |0 \, h5 c8 t) R
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?5 O6 i4 O' x% @( [1 U. `, E. j
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。公仔箱論壇) e" ?9 N2 M' v6 e; I5 M6 J
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇* v: ]. z% W+ Y3 l
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 {6 E4 S1 I1 c' H1 g% g
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. ; d8 B0 x+ a" X6 O8 G) s
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 公仔箱論壇! ^' l' d$ G! Q& o, d2 u
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 n3 X' R! s7 p0 p- N9 g
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。! L" e+ a; l- a
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# I. a! X& C8 J- H5 g4 ?; ]
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈 公仔箱論壇& [' d5 A+ R& C$ ?1 y) T9 O4 J1 N/ h
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* H! Y4 G9 }$ _( Y1 T0 S% D
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Older women are forthright and honest. # a* @9 }# Z' m; u
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 公仔箱論壇: a" O, k! Z% I. v1 i7 J( X4 A# R( v7 M
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 " K0 N1 v1 C7 `& D( G
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ? TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 C! r; _$ A4 n9 \: d
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. + C& J5 \0 X+ d9 k5 W0 z* f
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,公仔箱論壇& H6 H k$ \9 }( v2 Z' f
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 公仔箱論壇( n4 D7 \, R$ E! r
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬www.tvboxnow.com5 b9 Y& O. Q: t7 U: J7 h- k' @
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