一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 M. L* P* G3 A; D9 l) b4 [ . m t+ P) ~. z8 L+ u; I一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 : U5 H# M1 x$ \' n/ }TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ a8 H: n# \8 x7 L0 a
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 . x7 z4 ~0 x. d1 NTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 H w" e/ m( o; i
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 % w: M+ A( H1 dTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 # k9 H+ G* x* i4 `* lwww.tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 ]6 T2 ?$ [: N H$ n" D7 e
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. ) M ?! j: Q% l1 F$ VTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 ; k+ H: _: A# _1 lA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" / g" v6 r, }6 k/ s' @1 @, Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇2 A0 Y- G* g5 y2 `
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: W# K0 b( ?/ W. `
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2 f: {! ]+ t. I$ n2 qThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
