一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇4 } s5 m7 n, e8 n q/ o( h
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」$ x! @$ p& W, k: \1 ~: b
& H; Z! N, ~+ g5 wwww.tvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 h7 e7 K- L( W* ?4 \! x
, W+ W2 u" i7 M3 R: o! X「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 2 d7 V, T% d8 v6 Jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' H3 e' C; L: ^5 [# O
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文： 8 H/ }* ~4 Z; p3 K X1 w公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. 3 f" u3 ~8 o1 Q( X! E; [www.tvboxnow.com' k& v6 G) x' k! d
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" : n6 A1 Z# {7 E6 D L" n& {7 Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb $ `) }1 C' D" u" u" ^( v公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." 2 A+ D& R9 u9 ~www.tvboxnow.com" Y5 e2 e8 x- m7 L
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. ; N! X+ Y- Q, e" \" L / p, W. b k0 v' P+ @/ JThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
