一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 8 D; D" v5 m4 E- ]+ F! ^3 Z5 Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇4 w0 w( `; R; z' E, i
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」www.tvboxnow.com, n# Z0 a" A& J
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」公仔箱論壇$ l; ?! `# x6 u. Z+ b
n) \5 m; ?6 o' r p' B( S5 b「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」www.tvboxnow.com( T) T! K7 J: d" K' [1 \7 W* x
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. ! T p% A2 I7 j6 J) m7 G5 |* ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 ^/ ]& h* q. ]# X/ l
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"1 `! T5 [7 v# ~$ ^
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 W, F9 x" x. O5 L" k
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 e( s! U- T; Z+ s& Z
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
