賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 z3 ]& T6 L( m6 `1 T6 j* [% q1 qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. a" ]) b- K) r% Q! n% ?
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) f. M5 B" p& j" q/ v
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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4 c _3 [5 d# X D- M*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;0 O+ k/ P0 Z! V8 \: g5 r2 X
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
" f6 L6 p. Y7 ~- u% mOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
% `( Y# X) n; _; F0 tsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for. G, E5 @' W5 ^5 c9 B: _# E
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
' n( U/ l. m- ]3 q1 H: Utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;www.tvboxnow.com3 a1 o8 ]0 a0 n5 T
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,+ n) d0 j, u8 S
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;- C( X+ p/ u B, I, [
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導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
5 v2 J) ]" Q4 H0 Q" Wwww.tvboxnow.comOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
+ m1 Q: o6 C# D) d! `One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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8 ?' C& M; Y& B7 U' `9 o4 ytvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
+ u) S0 l' t; H X- m+ [. k' C& \# [! }公仔箱論壇黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
7 w& V4 d3 Z* \2 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,公仔箱論壇# m7 `1 _) V1 p
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thewww.tvboxnow.com7 T# E+ C+ F! w
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |