賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇$ n7 ~7 I3 U" W9 P# d- ?+ q
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wewww.tvboxnow.com7 ~. S6 h4 X- O2 U$ A4 z3 e
absolutely cannot mess withwww.tvboxnow.com8 k# l3 f9 a0 E% A8 n
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：+ C- \$ t* A% J' ~+ C8 m% J, K
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks公仔箱論壇2 ^( g, B% F( n
on the Chinese with the following results:
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( R/ Y) f# y. T7 itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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& O0 P: y3 U4 A; T( [www.tvboxnow.com*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；www.tvboxnow.com$ T5 Z+ G5 b3 G3 r
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 u5 n1 e$ a2 @( _5 ~# [% {$ q
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% Y# C3 `- d0 A
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One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( h7 a! u9 J) \! u! x# O; w; h
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredswww.tvboxnow.com" i4 Y6 K( d: G+ ] E4 N) Q
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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9 E! }8 E4 Q; \/ Q% L6 m- }公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；www.tvboxnow.com n. O2 ^! @: a- ?
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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+ ~/ y: b( A, o# uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。(containing the bomb) from him;
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Y1 L; |0 P& \, A' E. jTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
9 A; f! s- ^ R6 |( Vwww.tvboxnow.com黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
% J' p2 k% r0 @( [% ^ q4 Ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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& w% @( `- [) ?8 r4 O5 [. o! P*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！公仔箱論壇( V3 M% M4 F- f# m0 H! K
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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1 k1 G5 c- _/ u) i7 X6 g/ ^www.tvboxnow.com最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
/ [& [) `0 ?: \6 I/ r4 s3 }5 ^6 w. X3 o8 wFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thewww.tvboxnow.com8 _0 W9 S l0 K( s7 K3 M* z( f
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