賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
* i# G, y& j' u) y公仔箱論壇Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; Z+ [) [ R( Z" |; G' D4 `* F$ e
absolutely cannot mess with公仔箱論壇& c/ V8 C# O0 y7 m G2 Q
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
4 V: M# [& [. U6 `- |. GThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) x2 p7 ?( [/ D7 ?+ S4 h8 u
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thewww.tvboxnow.com3 I% w: @. o7 }5 W6 v
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
) E! x5 }- S( ^4 D' I" TOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ \1 c" o) i" U
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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/ [* P7 a8 Y$ n' g& h( n1 C*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& v9 x! W3 W% {8 U; ~/ L# }; U
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;/ N; Y1 \6 |/ s$ k. k1 |
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9 Q0 }1 L+ m; o/ s公仔箱論壇*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；4 G, p& F! f3 Y( i. r
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
* \ s) g( |/ h4 Abut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an Easttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; U0 G% s: r- @* V7 L& E- w% s
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% E" ?" W+ G, |
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報( r; v" ?5 W, B. { p( x
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 N& `& Z! j8 I. F9 c8 r& e9 M- M' U
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" N( W: e! F# A# h7 c8 t
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
& p3 i/ ?5 A# K' B& BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
: d$ h2 |' q" _2 F7 y5 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
1 {' w7 f% ^) n m D公仔箱論壇(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；www.tvboxnow.com% {2 O6 E! D) c' a: V
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
( F# a$ h3 G, ^7 y0 ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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, e0 G4 G' G9 c( l0 a; Y- Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
! z" j! K, C+ J& q0 J黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
3 f) F0 C; `1 ? E$ otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank公仔箱論壇1 m) j1 z; ]5 B
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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) p( @( y/ a4 M" P0 q& `*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
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# w6 R5 p3 ]1 _2 e# t( `% j/ u公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 }6 ~3 y% ?! C
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！7 D! c5 A( e7 `0 S" S# R) A7 [
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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