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Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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& L1 S K9 u5 Y: S! {$ c) w$ s) v原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：+ h M4 m$ }' Y* s# e
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
) _5 U& A0 j/ i, j* \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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5 l* k9 }+ Q* `- Q! s! B! E* FOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
/ N! ?4 l: k) q* g% Hwww.tvboxnow.comOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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/ x/ Y# s- p C1 o, l; B1 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；www.tvboxnow.com+ ~4 e' \, z- x
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
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2 r( `) V/ U% [but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！/ s5 q) I( P7 t( B( b
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, Y4 O* h7 w2 B# j6 k: Z
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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