賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!; `- |( E) y; q: m- P( n; K$ m
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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: e* B2 W/ j% |( f4 @; ]6 T% q公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:6 ?+ o7 g% R3 P2 ?
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks' G9 ^6 i l$ G- j0 |" J; x7 L
on the Chinese with the following results:公仔箱論壇8 X3 y5 w- u: [9 I9 j
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;www.tvboxnow.com, |% |8 [( k& _& m
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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two hours;
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One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供; } o7 y3 q- V4 E" J
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
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of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
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(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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I+ X! E+ @4 m*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
! f5 g7 q# o, T. \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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