賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！3 p1 U% Z2 }6 b( Y
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇+ V; ~* R; ]- V
absolutely cannot mess with
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& Y& `9 H6 d" N& r5 m$ \8 M原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
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on the Chinese with the following results:' A0 J" T( [: y( r: W, y" Q
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；公仔箱論壇( r: z' h- h' K# j% A3 o V
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the: N+ d; R, |. f# @/ u: R
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for# N8 u9 |7 w6 A
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
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! A& ?. P( R' F$ E# n*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；6 {& |+ T: _. R- l, B' A5 u2 {; ^0 V
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Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
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the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; |1 Y4 ^7 V8 u9 ]& A$ |6 b2 ~
(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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0 ]6 q0 c# ?6 a% a公仔箱論壇the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到www.tvboxnow.com: h# c1 y2 |/ ~9 c& x7 v
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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) c+ B: `# L1 w; O- ?+ jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。" a% g+ O+ Y# ^$ Q9 @+ v- F7 H. J
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. u% H/ u' G) ]; x$ B4 e, F4 a$ V
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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