賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
4 r5 G+ E Y# H& F8 ?" U9 h5 hBin Laden said: China is the world's only country wewww.tvboxnow.com! b# e0 A& i7 a) f2 ~
absolutely cannot mess withwww.tvboxnow.com. w# C* ]0 e0 z3 R0 Y. d x- g L
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb \6 ?% Y4 o. |5 L- T, d! {6 E- F
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackswww.tvboxnow.com' O' P" z! H/ U, E( e' F
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；7 m% \( r n7 T2 n, i
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
, j3 A% ]' K+ l* r8 @- N0 Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvbmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
& W r2 N" j- a3 q2 sthree-dimensional traffic bridge;公仔箱論壇& Y8 i" g# p, r, e9 F
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! h7 e3 c Q/ N% `2 H; n6 J. @2 Xwww.tvboxnow.com*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
$ A: A% Q1 {" m% Z }5 p+ V2 A8 FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
- w' g" h$ }3 y' a9 _$ C; qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for: n) N. ?! o3 h Y! t7 ^1 K8 c F1 N
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
# t; R: \3 L6 eTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
+ [* {8 F! Q+ C0 |* }& ]* W3 ]公仔箱論壇that the bomb remote control was stolen;公仔箱論壇: h/ y4 W% K6 t4 g: D
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 U1 h8 a: |/ X! }; z- h! B
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
0 x! t- {$ L& k! k# n+ @: e公仔箱論壇but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
) _4 K0 }' r( ?/ a: m8 w) `Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
5 a% @/ B. U- C+ Y* ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
# C1 R% q4 {# X5 r* n7 yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報公仔箱論壇* A: ~# N% k( e
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
, x9 B% B4 d Y/ p* y) D: fOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 F; Y# M5 h. g4 E$ a
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but9 m/ Q$ r4 Z. g6 g0 z- O, Y# b
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofwww.tvboxnow.com. o ]! u- S$ Z
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off) b4 C( f& ^) Z5 y
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. t: {1 m6 D0 \6 A3 s3 n
(containing the bomb) from him;
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8 u e+ w# L4 p! ~. A1 C0 Uwww.tvboxnow.com*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
* ?* \( P9 h$ G8 S! ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
' ]4 \* F* I- \2 `3 Rwww.tvboxnow.comOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
5 ^3 T5 Z j+ ^. ? z$ s0 g2 zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of4 y/ s' Y1 t3 D+ j% W1 s; H' a* o, E
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank7 j( N g0 b5 \: m
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
7 Q* t7 B0 ^* a9 K4 u0 z: ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,. ~3 k. [0 v. b
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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, r9 f) P4 \. J, e最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！www.tvboxnow.com( d+ p6 C/ o4 q9 @" Z4 a: \% m% ^9 K
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
: R5 @% |- a/ b' v. f/ ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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發表於 2011-12-7 09:13 PM
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