賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 {4 o+ B/ u8 K# q! l/ Z$ k5 b
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇, ~* a k+ ?7 z7 S; O
absolutely cannot mess with
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' s& z2 d8 y5 j$ q g" \# G公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
) @7 i" O3 E( N) [- r% V* rThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackswww.tvboxnow.com; ~5 e! x' ~5 {8 w& D! U
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；公仔箱論壇8 v7 o( z" u! ?4 J* w8 n
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
$ ~3 S, y6 _" {( }2 @3 ^' Wmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
2 k/ \) u4 y8 j6 utvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthree-dimensional traffic bridge;
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& |& ?4 E. u: Y*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；/ K7 a+ M- n1 R& \% L
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a公仔箱論壇1 d# p6 T0 r: [
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' w; t- S6 ?7 v% H: R9 Q9 o
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One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
' \4 R# ^8 A7 C& \, ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthat the bomb remote control was stolen;www.tvboxnow.com! p% b/ o7 u+ g6 y1 A; m6 |
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
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9 X5 x {* A; l( Z4 ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East# Z6 E+ M2 y) e7 u
Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;6 C( O9 Q8 d( `) l; B2 x
4 g- |* j! M8 ?公仔箱論壇*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredsTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 w; `9 B9 z( S6 R3 D% _; G
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, buttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( r; [6 ~: S0 Z% P0 z! G. o
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, S( _* b: b: o- p
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
2 E _! Y2 T* ~: N6 F6 }: `/ H2 _8 S5 V(this is the most pathetic!);
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8 y0 \# s7 w8 W6 @*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag4 o/ Q6 K4 d% h' s
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank0 h+ t \4 O4 f+ T
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 M2 Z: H$ a0 n& g7 F& ]
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
. p& j1 i; R" e) ~9 N1 FLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,www.tvboxnow.com# m& P+ q/ X4 ?- M1 F: |2 C& M
but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! m* p- Z) t% v+ {4 z
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！公仔箱論壇, @/ x6 l7 O' J# V" K/ c
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thewww.tvboxnow.com* {3 k* {' @/ ~' I+ l
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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