賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& D' r) b3 T9 r
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we/ g! O; t! u3 j* m5 u1 o$ [4 }) u
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
# {* X, m. `6 f5 ~0 g8 H8 O* E' ?公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 v% K, ?1 E' }7 }6 g6 ?
on the Chinese with the following results:9 h( p7 n/ N3 V
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. F& n# [. {- U7 d, fTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
, Z; b% |8 Q7 Z$ t+ V公仔箱論壇One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 G$ A# Y0 |: \0 h8 d' i ?, Z
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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2 }# T7 B% y3 [0 a8 L3 k( m5 K*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；
+ k S3 D: _ O* p4 D+ A% w公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
4 G+ `- \0 I: v# k7 r K' N6 s/ _1 T公仔箱論壇suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forwww.tvboxnow.com- r* ^3 W j, }/ X
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；1 l/ Z* u# ]: p3 @1 [
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
5 G5 \7 H P' T" O0 Y7 e' tTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。that the bomb remote control was stolen;www.tvboxnow.com6 P+ ?8 a! P1 m3 V
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% A2 m7 O2 T- i8 q F2 F9 c/ j9 C3 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
) S3 j& r* q& q1 Y9 LTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,2 l9 P, O& P& t3 K# p0 A9 }8 G* |3 h
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East; r- z; r5 v& y a1 T! ~
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$ n2 n7 |" ~5 Z$ A) G" `3 J*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& H: F9 B& h3 t8 o! n1 s% A" p& `
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: F% I1 X5 c+ F% z1 S" q
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
! Z( _! w/ ?/ G+ e- A b- `of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
6 P- N/ r0 G, ]! I( teven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
3 d, l+ Z; z% m9 {7 ]3 u: s% R公仔箱論壇the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed+ F/ l; T4 \7 t- Y6 @
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* d; l) q' h$ { e) T- a公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
- ~9 A0 p& a$ s6 R2 Q& F# Mtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
! z; V6 \* [- Xthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* q0 q; y( @* g2 `2 Q e
(containing the bomb) from him;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# U/ b2 D% G( D7 C
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. t/ s: R# p: T0 P8 e4 Xwww.tvboxnow.com*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% K. I9 t: w0 A W% @9 j; L& R
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
L: |+ T/ H- H/ O' C, hhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also dranktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ v3 |( ^- Y/ m/ k' J
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 o4 Q3 _0 e, K8 y( a
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. ` K$ f3 z( ^& W公仔箱論壇*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
$ Y% N# l9 R M. x& |www.tvboxnow.comLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
$ f( A0 _" v& r/ c- c7 x c公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
- Y, ~/ Y9 e4 K) F. W/ D0 k/ |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 G7 w% N8 [) g
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