賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
$ o, Y% D1 p5 z/ b) p5 STVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, m! S+ V; d: y' D9 w
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks4 f( N% q @* i/ f) g0 r! ^) x5 U
on the Chinese with the following results:
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3 u! G4 m0 t" X; T/ Z6 o: ~0 uOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
9 G2 v1 M' {5 H3 @& ?main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；8 [' d+ I. N. ?* t. a) x
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
: c' Y3 t9 z0 _2 o7 o4 m7 ]3 V: ?9 {; pwww.tvboxnow.comsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* {6 k0 U+ ?4 q; s' `
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundwww.tvboxnow.com9 m+ [% m$ Q9 ^8 _+ P
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
0 r7 L% Q7 u; n+ GOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報公仔箱論壇: ~" n6 D1 F7 E- D
導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
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of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
; x- \1 }3 |3 d h4 m7 jtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(this is the most pathetic!);2 C' g& R: f5 b: u+ G4 r1 A% _
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；- t& g6 H- B- |
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wastvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 t$ y/ }( Y5 x
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
4 F0 e& N, i3 p' b5 s" `- s% v* { C9 qhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！
8 B0 Y$ U- C6 q; q( n- Q( B: B公仔箱論壇Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！$ t2 M/ @: z9 P$ k
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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