賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
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absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
( |) D9 W) H, s/ A- f/ \The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 _; L7 a% E( U& d/ \
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the% X0 N$ T" |" P1 d8 v
three-dimensional traffic bridge;www.tvboxnow.com% C ]/ O6 j Z9 ^ {
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；公仔箱論壇 a1 f+ `1 r+ A$ v; A t8 a. v
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;5 _/ F r2 D- C, V! Y) E
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
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but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an Easttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. T6 v/ ^+ I# [$ q, h' Q' W: ^( I
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導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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9 g+ X7 U: }" p# p0 O1 Vlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
8 Z( o# A% U! _# k+ D0 l! vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！公仔箱論壇8 r% ~& |2 b0 f, F/ S1 _; N
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
- \0 P5 F0 m9 u, b9 FFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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