賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, \: Z2 j- A/ x3 z- |% ^
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇- U6 A( G+ u: }& @* Q+ R: G
absolutely cannot mess withTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 J& W3 S3 n0 S3 X0 V$ I
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8 b7 _ W( k+ W8 e" w- G# o公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 C7 x1 _3 H9 ~
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks9 P7 M7 m1 }* J, \
on the Chinese with the following results:
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8 x5 V( E" K0 d公仔箱論壇*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;( H3 e- i6 b$ e" `; i( M4 J
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thewww.tvboxnow.com/ f/ Q; R3 U W
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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; q H# ^8 A* q& a6 R公仔箱論壇*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
n% [) x/ q: O0 p0 ] T0 a公仔箱論壇One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
4 u `- a. P0 s. [ P- Xsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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' C4 Y3 L; B8 ~" ]4 l2 k0 V: p" Hwww.tvboxnow.com*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
* `4 G0 }. K* c; q4 w$ [1 ?- rOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 D# x3 r: S' f* G+ r# E$ u9 O
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
5 l' R5 J2 n5 E4 u; N- Z+ m) i* N# Jwww.tvboxnow.comOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,www.tvboxnow.com _! {6 i0 n& F1 ]
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
9 v5 l- S8 s5 N! {$ `: |- UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, o8 m4 ?0 _7 Y! U8 |# g4 J2 x! X; i
" z. M+ D/ T4 b0 G1 f) _4 Z5 t% Ctvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。; h8 {5 m m& q% z7 ]. m+ C) {4 _* t9 k
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);www.tvboxnow.com" F3 l7 K# I( C7 w: {( I* k
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' K3 \, v- q1 i- X0 e; P! m+ E# o
the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 }2 T6 [4 {& y
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( v9 r+ l" q. R% A# B8 U/ P$ Owww.tvboxnow.com*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
) t7 H4 G0 u: x3 D6 J4 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off" a! x; L2 x" t- c% f
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag9 @6 s9 T% H) O x$ `
(containing the bomb) from him;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 I$ P4 p8 b8 |) m% H9 }" j2 u$ U: [
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$ w; y% G: P2 wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' f F. R0 o/ N; P9 l3 c
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
7 k( e' n8 r3 ^( [2 WOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
; b9 ~3 Y% H' mlater found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofwww.tvboxnow.com2 i0 K) P1 N8 G- y; X8 s' `( k* e4 K
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
+ K% f* Y8 `% Y' \. xfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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% ]9 b W* p+ ~' m$ lwww.tvboxnow.com*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
+ o: P: X% V6 c5 m dLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,www.tvboxnow.com; A5 g+ `! T9 G8 p) V! y+ W
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) _2 X% i1 X7 K) H+ S0 a8 M7 m, Y最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
% |' F# c/ {* u' k* PFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the: z2 z- L) N, _/ g# F
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |