賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
0 ]5 a, k$ f; z0 b- w公仔箱論壇Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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, O% @+ @ y8 I7 u! S S原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 m- f! D6 D6 r; s7 O( ?9 y
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; J* h* D/ Y$ w: ~" f0 a' `
on the Chinese with the following results:
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One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
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two hours;公仔箱論壇7 d" s& L+ F- d' G/ T
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;" r9 B: W7 [1 Y# F3 U6 u8 w: ]7 A) q
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
0 d2 o' W3 D3 }- [5 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- O6 t. O2 ]+ l( K+ e
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# @; g1 n0 V# D# N1 S
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 v7 y; L, j2 T5 C% v) {1 [
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds5 b& g b- O! @
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of公仔箱論壇3 d# L9 s* ?: v+ V2 }
the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedwww.tvboxnow.com, F5 G4 b$ R x6 ~- N
(this is the most pathetic!);
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One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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(containing the bomb) from him;
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank# ]8 I% l1 n( r8 U. a9 F
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
- a e' p% i, ]2 q& jLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 L: F+ O4 Y+ ^4 o2 e; i
but she was cheated into prostitution!公仔箱論壇$ p a3 F" w: K8 x E) K& m
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# P$ i9 s2 \( H( M公仔箱論壇最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 T6 I* M6 d7 r6 n+ t7 q公仔箱論壇Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the公仔箱論壇4 D' k' Y0 @" L- z1 P
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |