賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. E; ]# ?( R# {, k6 M7 ^
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we/ Q6 j9 t0 F: x
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:$ M7 w" L, y9 R2 j6 G3 ^+ a! T* b
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks0 s/ c- a8 g0 c; i' }* n* m
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
. W% E/ \/ S8 k: e& [1 f; yOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
% `+ d; S( t; [( B' M, Lmain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 k& |0 `2 s' y6 Y& r1 [' R
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a' D' R8 [$ T" M/ L6 z/ l$ f
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 |3 y; H" ^/ r% h0 |/ x0 d: s5 n
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9 ]. D8 T0 Z2 b0 X' P |*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;www.tvboxnow.com5 r, [$ z4 V' ~" _
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,公仔箱論壇3 [! _) i$ O# h) B
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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( ]9 l3 N/ ~2 ~! ^# w8 z+ btvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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(this is the most pathetic!);
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7 S, s" e: D0 z, ]# E+ q公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;/ e' R9 F& Q6 Q( N, J: ^9 C) X+ G; E
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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, [: @2 Z: _0 T# r9 F. bfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 y6 o% t( M" N3 t, ]: X
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7 W8 A7 l# x- l {7 p* `3 n& w公仔箱論壇*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 N$ a6 F, O# m% { y% J* a
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. c: [8 d) o( l* E
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!, O- K" p0 k1 y7 B5 b
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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