一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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9 L5 _* J: {, p$ p9 n& [. O一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ U* q% k, J( _) Z8 L
8 _$ V+ B9 r6 ~5 k' `. [公仔箱論壇「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& G- I0 j/ T7 \* ^
" i- y/ r8 f9 G公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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) d$ t* R9 q5 {5 N4 k4 O公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 D6 I3 g, c1 \
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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3 f, l- |% o+ S# {8 s: Z/ M$ iTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |