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: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
she played with midgets.
31.你媽超胖，她小時候玩的不是洋娃娃，而是小矮人。
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
32.你媽超胖，胖到拿兩台公車當滑輪鞋。
: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
33.你媽超胖，胖到把死星壓爆。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
34.你媽超胖，胖到去吃自助餐能享團體價。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
35.你媽超胖，胖到繫皮帶時得用上迴力鏢。
將皮帶一端繫在迴力鏢上丟出
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.
36.你媽超胖，胖到吃東西不用叉子改用堆高機。
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.
37.你媽超胖，胖到房東上次看到她就把租金加倍。
: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
38.你媽超胖，胖到體重糾察隊直接無視她。
因為沒救了
: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".
39.你媽超胖，胖到高速公路警察要她掛上「注意！需要大轉彎空間」的牌子。
轉彎時需要極大空間的車輛如聯結車、大卡車須加掛這類警告標誌。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
: HOUSE!
40.你媽超胖，當她坐在房子附近時，整間房子都被她圍繞著。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".
41.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時，讀數寫著「一次一人，拜託。」
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
42.你媽超胖，當她墜入愛河時，河底都破了。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".
43.你媽超胖，當她站上體重計時，機器會說「不能秤畜牲」。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
44.你媽超胖，當她在第 4 大道被絆倒時，到 12 大道才落地。
: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
45.你媽超胖，在她離開前上帝無法給地球光明。
: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
46.你媽超胖，連比爾蓋茲也付不起她的抽脂費用。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.
47.你媽超胖，她得把褲子脫下手才能伸進口袋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
48.你媽超胖，她的生日是六月四日、五日跟六日。
: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
49.你媽超胖，胖到自己跌倒也沒感覺。
: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
50.你媽超胖，胖到有餐廳的招牌寫著：「人數上限：300 人或妳媽一人」
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
51.你媽超胖，連阿斯匹靈都要佐美乃滋。
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
52.你媽超胖，她出生的時候嘴裡含著銀鏟子。
出生時含著金、銀湯匙的加強版
: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
53.你媽超胖，當她要移動屁股肉時，得分兩次載。
意指搬運，特別是指使用卡車等大型機具進行的搬運工作。
: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
54.你媽超胖，她得去海洋世界才能受洗。
一般受洗是使用浴盆。海洋世界有可以裝鯨豚的大水箱
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
55.你媽超胖，她的肚臍眼會有回音。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.
56.你媽超胖，當她轉過身來時，人們會為她辦返鄉派對。
轉個身要花很長的時間。
: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
57.你媽超胖，卡在她肚臍眼裡的不是線頭，而是毛衣。
肚臍有時會卡雜物，常見的是衣服線頭。
: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
58.你媽超胖，她的照片在牆上掛不住。
是脫離的意思。此句指照片太大，重到無法掛在牆上。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
59.你媽超胖，她淋浴時腳都不會濕。
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
60.你媽超胖，她得用油漆滾筒來上口紅。 | 
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