賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！www.tvboxnow.com- V4 L8 }3 p' G) [4 C
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for公仔箱論壇* R9 v! s- ]" x/ m" D; A
two hours;2 p8 V x' z9 v. J* }9 g: m) G: b
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 U1 i! Z* [8 v! K! p9 H. Q
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
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but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；公仔箱論壇2 s. R# b0 d4 n0 e/ U: S
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success oftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ x, d. E M" Z: Q
the bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! Z# I8 F- X+ y
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
6 R( ]% a$ e; ]+ ]2 L- }the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 ^" M4 ?' D2 j* U8 B
(containing the bomb) from him;/ ?. k; u; o6 O2 v, |- `/ e- w* n
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*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！6 h! [( U: r, ?$ m( r
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,; o7 R5 Z1 Y7 t( K5 j3 ?$ n" J7 N
but she was cheated into prostitution!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb ~8 G) b0 L. ]
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Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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