賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
7 E y, g( I2 `/ R% A$ M% atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
- w. I4 Z' Z( \, f2 cwww.tvboxnow.comabsolutely cannot mess with1 B: w z! S6 D- {! X
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2 M& H: B; E! \原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
?. U, b7 Q9 l2 Q f( ?The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* o8 [3 O; r% F) F
on the Chinese with the following results:
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9 C$ g# U9 x5 U" k7 U*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the0 @& m, {4 ]( a, d% \8 D
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
3 l% ` W# ~8 `$ W8 HTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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two hours;公仔箱論壇) a& O$ _8 z* `- g
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
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that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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4 R4 y, r5 K( u7 n& Vwww.tvboxnow.com*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;公仔箱論壇! {7 R- b' k8 [; A; o& L! h
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
9 p D4 t2 ?8 _but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報www.tvboxnow.com1 n; h- C5 G. B/ a9 r/ }. [5 S
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);www.tvboxnow.com3 Y: B# c7 ~3 k0 x. e
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# V0 I% u9 O! s% j! M- O
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but2 |$ L3 s; o; T, ], k7 b& o8 f
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
9 |+ g E3 r% J5 x0 Dtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
8 I4 l; M4 F& t: Jwww.tvboxnow.com(this is the most pathetic!);
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0 }3 }' @& u. o8 w公仔箱論壇*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;公仔箱論壇( ^6 ]; A; M3 n% _2 a/ w# z, f
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
- U- C# ?% r% y0 V! qthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag公仔箱論壇" h3 i( B0 G1 g5 s$ _' G8 ]* J
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到0 e# G. j; \9 ]6 _& v
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 c/ c C5 n: J. \# |0 z& D
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wasTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。( h/ L" b: n% K1 s/ Q7 q+ E
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
4 w9 U$ A! t* c* Q0 H0 Qhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!9 z* e8 g; M' x# z( _! P
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
4 S% v5 M5 P, j/ j# s$ H/ Vbut she was cheated into prostitution!公仔箱論壇8 f& d8 P2 p a# @& O
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* o, n2 o( }5 ~% i0 oFinally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the2 q9 {7 q6 h4 E7 v* p9 `
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |