一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。7 C) M6 E9 O& S9 J- C
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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V: t$ L' ^9 F! M6 @www.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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8 _* o$ P7 j3 `公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:/ |& J8 X' i4 Z
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.www.tvboxnow.com; L3 V6 \" b( h! ~( w0 s
8 W( d8 b/ s- @: Z: Dwww.tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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3 \1 ?( r! Q+ ] y- ^TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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% ^8 l, l! n; Y. T' v9 o8 A; ZTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |