賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!公仔箱論壇6 `; \) ^( h8 a, e, b
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
0 N& f7 d6 X! q& T3 e: a! X+ Bwww.tvboxnow.comThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
. _( U, f- z& E( N) @7 ^6 UTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;公仔箱論壇5 O* j! S( r! h; n( u+ l* W) n0 y
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb, p& }, K" m" a+ f. w
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the x1 y# G/ P d G# B& g
three-dimensional traffic bridge;
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9 j# O5 U8 C* ` M$ `( D3 Gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;公仔箱論壇( v z6 _3 y6 L6 l- x! p: }0 s
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
8 f6 D! U' E( t1 esuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 K: t, \ C% N' W$ K+ y/ t
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;' J2 {( }/ P5 y; t$ M& O
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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3 v5 Q- g: h2 ?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報公仔箱論壇 E, @' x- ?0 ^0 K- m# F
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
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the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagwww.tvboxnow.com+ P1 ? A$ m3 Y! H0 ? _9 m
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb7 ^/ p, g1 U) G6 T E
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
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but she was cheated into prostitution!
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
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world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |