賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
" B. u; V7 M8 ?6 ]: n* j( _ Otvb now,tvbnow,bttvbBin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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! |. l$ u2 d, J; K! t公仔箱論壇原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# j: r9 o! t+ b
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks公仔箱論壇3 L: _4 C, e0 N4 ~* A' ], _% _2 ?
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
7 |/ o$ L' G' V* |公仔箱論壇One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the1 O- ?2 R( H* R r0 j- Q. {
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;* o E8 `4 u9 r
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) p: f: ?1 E: S8 F0 g% @
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,* p# _: c+ K b) N
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報www.tvboxnow.com C* i- `$ ~9 v" Q+ P8 T* [
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 _- q3 M! K6 N8 f6 j' H
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of* W; N9 H' s O6 v) k
the bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;www.tvboxnow.com6 Q* x! w: E0 R) Z& g8 }
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offwww.tvboxnow.com$ b: z" n9 n" w0 s
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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* _% o; v) V' N2 _5 h*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& ]* I5 ]/ n2 e# b# G$ }3 b4 b
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;' j/ h# u3 m6 U7 X7 b( l
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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3 S; s( U9 z" {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
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$ K5 Q# `: N i0 w! r1 V' Rbut she was cheated into prostitution!
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& R2 u9 E0 B: B& x4 H( Q公仔箱論壇Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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