賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
+ D" p3 E& q7 ]& V! I7 p& L. }" F公仔箱論壇Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
3 S& I# d* G9 P6 A# R公仔箱論壇absolutely cannot mess with
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* @# z) z3 C6 [6 I原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
: p; h4 z. e# J+ q& B- dThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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) |) X! f; W: I*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
0 l+ c5 y% R t1 |( g0 `2 i* e公仔箱論壇One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
4 M: V; _! W4 }2 p$ Emain northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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) f e" o8 ]- V8 ?" p1 i7 @*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車; f0 ~/ q" x/ T/ e
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a公仔箱論壇0 c9 }( K* J \$ ^) ]
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for, {) I0 ?2 M# [* F' g* u9 d' Q6 {
two hours;5 s, R, D# _: x/ f2 z, \- x
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9 h- n0 D c- c$ Q4 B( y*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;公仔箱論壇/ y2 v% x. Z( M; K! p/ M
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found# S3 K7 @3 B& V* c# Z& S
that the bomb remote control was stolen;
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
. L% }, F, P9 x6 M8 J$ T; ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
^; t1 r1 ^5 h) H6 Sbut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
7 h/ Q- A7 j* q* } bTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;
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% G1 e) T4 K- e" c4 {公仔箱論壇*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
3 n0 _0 Z) T6 f% l. p導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);7 K: J0 Q3 @7 O1 H
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds$ j, w2 T8 I9 U; A$ ^$ r: c( ]
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
p( z8 R% [6 R7 g3 P$ ^8 R- K/ tthe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed公仔箱論壇! H0 d& w! v0 h/ R
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& q P: U: }# s# Ptvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
) A" i8 W8 m( X0 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! H4 |& [: O1 p) N0 j
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag
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/ C0 ~: n, f4 @, c& b0 K7 w: W公仔箱論壇*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
& a: H! Q; C) w3 p u8 b黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;www.tvboxnow.com2 |% I" `1 h& n4 L7 i6 v3 b8 d# l; m
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was0 J. p: [0 I% l: N. v" U7 e
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
5 r, K5 |* \; C% F- Z; ?! Gwww.tvboxnow.comhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank! M* u6 Y* T. R& e- V3 l
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);www.tvboxnow.com4 W. c5 Z9 c/ a) M: z# d9 q: t' t
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" T. ?4 {8 A. n6 d! d/ }
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
6 m6 K8 F8 @5 E# H6 g* m w& X公仔箱論壇but she was cheated into prostitution!; a7 `! J1 W- s( Y
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!公仔箱論壇- R5 f) Z* G; r
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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