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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。www.tvboxnow.com7 i# ^6 u9 I, z0 T7 |  ^. o
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」公仔箱論壇  R  q2 p5 E0 C6 q8 E* g
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& F8 e  z8 i+ n$ A7 R# t

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5 o4 Z, z& y- q5 I! o4 j. J公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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) n6 b$ I8 N1 q3 \An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- q) B4 _4 u7 a  T

" |: a/ A+ m0 F9 xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"www.tvboxnow.com. T5 d5 i# q; N! r/ T; S5 {
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."5 V9 b" w) ?: W% v2 @) m9 K

7 B9 j/ t$ ^/ {( `+ @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.www.tvboxnow.com( i1 Z) }( ?; ~* u3 u  i. q
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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