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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 I( E' F. _7 ]6 N+ \! b4 V

2 B: E% g' n: v$ y! P& n* n一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」" Q$ D; z% [/ J$ K! S0 G/ X

7 L; y7 t- q4 ]! gwww.tvboxnow.com「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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' C8 O* w( ?/ Z) p# {公仔箱論壇「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇5 K3 @# |$ x. J/ U  a. Y, @

3 m( I0 R) {/ d6 E婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* P2 |  I* I& N! t, y
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 o  }* B7 _$ D* o9 P) N8 f

  W$ g2 B7 ]7 x, t6 C"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.' x8 H- j2 D' O1 }" A9 T: c
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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