一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。+ q: O' A/ s3 z U) O% X; c
! f2 `: c2 m3 \TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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( U) i4 u, [1 i G「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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; E& T! p! @; d( k" Y「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇+ z5 b9 ^! N4 V, N8 m# n/ h& D: w4 \
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
9 N: ~1 V4 x- E% N* pAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.& i; B8 V" B# _0 g% s( p
6 X3 [1 E& ^0 O" R. \tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."www.tvboxnow.com2 \+ d3 c8 s5 w* S! A+ U
* j) x' j' w! A8 w* I- Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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