一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 p( m0 G& _, l, x. Z! Z4 }
# l' ^# P8 W- C( ~tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」www.tvboxnow.com3 ]( e* S$ P3 e- d. f
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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' `) q4 l g. U; v. a2 _$ i( X「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。% |9 W G" B1 V4 D$ e
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:
, O/ i4 `8 k8 u9 b4 K. x1 Ewww.tvboxnow.comAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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9 i9 V+ y. s4 q4 ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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3 [) {; W3 u4 Z( }"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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' h; O8 ^5 Y' B0 W5 Z+ M9 X+ gwww.tvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |