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because i have a lot of money, so now i have more gf
because i turn off the fan, so i save money on electric bill
because i have more money, so i turn on A/C during summer
because all my gf feel cold, so i give them a lot of hug and kiss
because i am very proud, so i believe i am superman
because i ask my friend, so my other friend is mad at me for not asking them
because i throw away the cup of coffee, so i have nothing to drink
because i go to 7-11, so i also bought some condom
because my gf very happy, so we go out every night
Because i hurt myself, so people think i am crazy
because the nurse think i am crazy too, so she thinks i am very special
Because she likes me more, so she always talk to me
because i bring some money, so i went to pub and drink with girls
because i got new girlfriend, so my wife is not happy
because i buy her some jewelry, so her friends are jealous
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